Surprising Adventures

Sometimes things just happen.

Bookshelf poetry

December 11, 2012
Bookshelf poetry

In a lonely place the pressure of sunlight falling made active the world over Bookshelf poetry. I can’t claim it as my own idea, it’s Oh Jaewoo’s a Korean artist currently exhibiting at City Gallery Wellington. He investigates how art is valued and consumed within contemporary culture and how, by the restrictions and or freedoms inherent within us, we curate the world around us. A couple of days ago...

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Hitting the air waves.

December 5, 2012
Hitting the air waves.

  “Let’s take it from the golden butt chain,” Prue instructs over the intercom. I give her the thumbs up, clear my throat and begin reading. “A golden butt chain is parading mere meters away from me.” I carefully modulate my vowels and ensure the plosive sounds don’t pop. I am living my dream, reimagining the wonders of an Aruban carnival while recording Sea Fever for National Radio. Suspended...

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Jesus, can you believe it?

November 22, 2012
Jesus, can you believe it?

  I suspect he can’t.  And frankly nor can I. I’m talking about the decision by the Anglican Synod to ban women from becoming bishops. Religious hypocrisy and blinked pick ‘n’ mix reading of the scriptures aside, this decision does something even more insidious than simply say ‘no‘ to ‘lady bishops’, it signals that the Anglican Church and its institutional sexism is outside, above, and over  the Law. Last...

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True Stories Told Live

November 21, 2012
True Stories Told Live

Help! I have been drowning in metadata! I’ve been lost in a digital land! I’ve been bamboozled  by intergens and API’s!  I’ve been at the National Digital Forum!  For two days I’ve thought about content, the death of strategies, the importance of communities,  the secrets of meaningful engagement and been awed by ancient Chinese caves.   At first I was hash tagging this and retweeting that, but as I sat...

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Literachick and other musings.

November 6, 2012
Literachick and other musings.

I have been angsting for months about chick lit. My novel is all about sex, death and dynasties. In my good moments I channel Jackie Collins, square my shoulder pads and write my 666 words night, but in my darker moments when the gloss rubs off my pastel pink high-shine lipstick and I am left cracked lipped and illuminated only by a computer screen, I feel embarrassed. Who owns up to...

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Blacksmith Buster

October 2, 2012
Blacksmith Buster

Wanna join me on Dec 9 at 10am to run/ walk/ jalk/ wun the Rimutaka Incline? 36 is a good age- to STAY. I’ve tired it once, it worked for me. The first time I celebrated being 36 I ran across the Rimutaka Incline. It was in preparation for the Big Adventure.  This time, I just wanna have fun. If you’d like to join me for a birthday jog...

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Hot-storical: Lord Byron

September 21, 2012
Hot-storical: Lord Byron

George Gordon Noel aka Lord Byron. Okay, so if you discount the sister shagging and pushy Mum, Lord Bryon was one of the hottest of the hot-storical crew. He wrote Don Juan (among many other things) swam The Bosphorus, knew how to sail, was adventurous and like any good hero, sported a mustache and died tragically young. Hot.  

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Overcast Grey

September 20, 2012

On a grey weekend in Palmy my sister and I hit the Sunday market. We consider this a special treat. Here, you are able to purchase a very nice Chinese jade green pre-loved dressing gown for $6, some sweet mandarins and also select from a smorgasbord of fried goods. Below are some snaps. I really feel they capture the young heart, easy living nature of this city.  

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The Darkness

September 12, 2012
The Darkness

  “Get your hands off my woman Mother F*ucker!”Justin’s trill falsetto voice filled the Brixton Academy as embroidered flames licked up his sinewy rock star frame and exploded in the crotch of his white jumpsuit. A really expensive lighting rig haloed his hair, long and limp with sweat.  It was the stuff  1970’s album covers were made of, only it was real. There standing before me was my dream man. A man,...

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Dash Springs Into Action

September 10, 2012
Dash Springs Into Action

    Spring Updates: I am now doing four days a week at work. I have to wear high heels so my feet can touch the floor while I’m writing The Honey Hunters. At present I have super curly hair. I also have a chest infection. Dad started chemotherapy today. The golden book of spells I produced for artist Rohan Wealleans was published last week. Zadie Smith’s new book...

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6. Mrs Hempel: The street style shark jump

Sunday June 3 2012 Brooklyn,  NYC Disclaimer! Disclaimer! I’m iffy about ‘street style’.* It was 12 months ago that I started to hate Scott...

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11. Mrs Hempel: The Shoe Porn One

Weird Scenes Inside the Goldmine: the Bergdorf-Goodman shoe sale.   Friday June 9 2012 Brooklyn,  NYC Where has the week – and too much...

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