It has happened, the day I have dreamed of, the day I have always imagined. The day that Ross and I sat on the couch and Dash performed!
Last night he busted out the elephant, the frog, the giraffe, the slithery snake. He spiced things up with some jazz hands, a few leaps, running around in circles and a handstand- all while wearing grey marl track pants!
Then, as I beamed at him and restrained myself from leaping up and pulling out a few choice moves of my own, he announced, “Now I drag run to bed! ”
That is bitchin.


Fantastic! I’m getting a proud Bitchin’ Aunty vibe. Would’ve loved to have been there to see it.
Amazing, it was just a matter of time! SOAB FTW! Bitching as!