Monthly Archives: November 2010

Lady Marmalade

November 29, 2010
Lady Marmalade

I just made the marmalade, I call it the Life Preserver. Three bottles of tangelo, lemon, grapefruit goodness. Right here, in my kitchen.  Next Monday they will be en-route to Aruba. Oh what a tale those jars will tell.

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Bitch on Ice

November 28, 2010
Bitch on Ice

Check out this photo of my good friend and fellow Real Hot Bitch, Jane Chewings, busting out some ice melting moves in Antarctica. Freda Stark, Gertrude Bell, Isabella Bird, Rosie Swale, Susan Hiscock, – Lady Adventurers or as I like to think …..  Real Hot Bitches of their times! These ladies gallivanted around Arabia, explored 18th century Japan,  sailed across wide oceans and have inspired the hell out of...

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Shoulder Pads

November 25, 2010
Shoulder Pads

So far my planning has consisted of watching  Blame it on Rio, Weekend at Bernie’s and Overboard. Goldie Hawn is amazing.  I gotta get me some shoulder pads like that, they will double as flotation devices. I have to admit I am  freaking out a little at the HUGE amount of things that need to happen before we upsticks and truck on outta here. I called a family meeting last...

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D A U N T E D

November 24, 2010
D A U N T E D

Officially we are excited but on the down-low we are feeling a wee bit daunted. The numbers aren’t good.  Couples set off on a voyage in love, excited and ready for adventure but anecdotaly most sailing couples end up divorced. I know this because Ross told me.  The coconut run is well-known for being the death knell for romance. Couples arrive in Tahiti, ladies can’t get off the boat  fast enough while the captains are...

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100 days, 100 nights

November 23, 2010

It started with a 500 day chart, 341 days ago. We had a baby, we had a dream and we needed to focus. I have never been one for the charts. I have tended to have an idea and  then make it happen.  Ross however, is one for the charts.  So with a bit of a mocking scoff I  said “go on darling, make the chart”. Let me say, here and now, that...

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Pale Flesh Screecher

November 12, 2010
Pale Flesh Screecher

Last night was rough. Our darling Dash screamed for three hours.  It is no surprise we have a tenacious son and I have to admire his resolve but  it has made me anxious about our 28 hour flight to Aruba.  We had two doors between his high-pitched screech and we could still hear him.  This phase of waking at night and going at it hammer and tongs will hopefully have passed by...

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Rosie Swale – sailing fox

November 10, 2010
Rosie Swale – sailing fox

I am excited. Ross found  Children of Cape Horn by Rosie Swale at Archway Books  yesterday.   Rosie and Colin and their two-year old daughter Eve and six month old son James Mario sailed around Cape Horn in a catamaran in 1971. They were the first family to do this. I have been struggling to find blogs or books of people who aren’t hardcore salty dog sailors. The ones I have are as dry as dust. ( A challenge I know when writing about...

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6. Mrs Hempel: The street style shark jump

Sunday June 3 2012 Brooklyn,  NYC Disclaimer! Disclaimer! I’m iffy about ‘street style’.* It was 12 months ago that I started to hate Scott...

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11. Mrs Hempel: The Shoe Porn One

Weird Scenes Inside the Goldmine: the Bergdorf-Goodman shoe sale.   Friday June 9 2012 Brooklyn,  NYC Where has the week – and too much...

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